*college application* “have you been involved in any school clubs? “
D I C K S Q U A D
do u ever get like water hungry…
one day you’ll put this on your wall.
ok so there are like 3 juans in my psychology class and today when the substitute was taking attendance she called out “juan?” and all in unison, they all said “which juan”
I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes.
my christmas ornament broke and now it looks like a terrible crime has occurred
the tragedy of the century, truly the end of an era, an empire in ruins
me first day of the semester: I’M GONNA GET AN A!!!!! I BETTER ORGANIZE MY NOTES!!!! I’M WRITING THIS IN MY PLANNER!!!! THIS IS SO COOL!!!!! I’M SETTING MY ALARM 30 MINUTES EARLY
me the night before finals week: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT shit shit shit shit shit shit shit… shit… sh…. ss.ss….. ..i don’t care haha
drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree
its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow
you climb that fuckin tree right now
I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.
french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast
this pun was wasted on you all
It’s not a crush unless you feel like shit about it
I can’t even open a program to screenshot this
Everything is good