isabelle isnt ok
words of wisdom
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website
Wait what how
what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how
fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me
"Mom can we get McDonalds?"
"Eat what’s in the fridge"
i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed
MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES
first of all what
its called freedom of spinach