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judge: why did you kill that man
me: it's a metaphor
judge: oh....ok lol

legolasluvr2k14:

Its a metaphor, see

"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

encourage:

I get so sad when the

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waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

tortellinigirl:

*eats cigarette off the ground*

its a metaphor

"metaphors are as dumb as analogies"
a simile (via officialunitedstates)
togekisse:

yes have you

togekisse:

yes have you

shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

Was very happy to get this in the mail today, thanks Tom Rosenthal for a fantastic album.

cartelgathering:

MY CHEST HURTS